i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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