At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
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I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
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I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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