rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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