Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
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She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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