Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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