i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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