tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
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as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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