I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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