I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
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JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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