there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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