Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
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You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
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I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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