Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
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When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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