Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
it's like heaven, but drunker
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
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