you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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