if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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