He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
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its like you know when i get waxed
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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