did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
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Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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