If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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