her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We just shotgunned beers for America
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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