Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
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