you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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