Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
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She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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