No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Randomize
