I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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