I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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