don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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