It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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