Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
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I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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