So drunk, too bad you don't want this
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
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