I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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