The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
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I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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