Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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