But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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