just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I DEMAND FORESKIN
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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