Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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