I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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