I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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