found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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