For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
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They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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