i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
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Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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