She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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