I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
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I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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