I wish you could order shots online.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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