I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
she pinky promised me she was 18
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
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