yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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