i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
Will exercising make me less horny?
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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