So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
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Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
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work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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