I must be too annoying 4 u.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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