I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
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She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I wear drunk well.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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