hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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