You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Randomize
